Refund and Returns Policy
Overview
Our refund and returns policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have passed since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund for NOTHING you payed.
Since we proudly sell absolutely NOTHING, there is also absolutely NOTHING to return. However, we still believe in excellent customer service and emotional closure.
To request a return, simply send us an email asking for a refund. If you feel like it, you may also explain why you are returning absolutely NOTHING. Your feedback helps us improve the quality of NOTHING.
To complete your return, we require proof of purchase. This confirms that you officially paid for nothing and did not obtain it elsewhere for free.
Refunds
Once your return request is received by email, we will send you an email confirming that we have received your request to return NOTHING.
Your refund will then be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment within a certain number of days. Even nothing takes time to process.
Late or Missing Refunds
If you haven’t received your refund yet, please follow these steps:
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Check your bank account again. Sometimes nothing takes a little time to appear.
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Contact your credit card company. It may take some time before the refund for nothing is officially posted.
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Contact your bank. They are very experienced in processing nothing.
If you’ve done all of this and you still haven’t received your refund, please contact us at diego.siegelwachs@me.com. Our support team will immediately begin a thorough investigation into your missing nothing.
Shipping Returns
To return your product, simply email your product to:
diego.siegelwachs@me.com
Please ensure the nothing is securely packaged before sending. We cannot be responsible for lost or damaged nothing during transit.
Shipping costs for returning NOTHING are also NOTHING.